1. You are alive and not dead
  2. You breathe
  3. Under normal circumstances, people consider you to belong to the homosapien family of species
  4. You sometimes sleep, and other times, you are awake
  5. You can be very brave sometimes, and sometimes you are just a wimp
  6. No matter what others may think of you, you sometimes do come up with ideas that are actually good. Other times, you ideas are not-of-the-good.
  7. You have gutts. As in actual intestines. But sometimes, you also have the metaphorical variety.